Now a Dad

“I think when they where testing for the MPG on my Jeep, they must have been going down hill the entire time” (NowADad.com)

Happy Valentine’s Day, here’s a card with pretty things that someone else wrote. Now, go and put on some lingerie. (NowADad.com)

“Studies have shown that your lies look more believable when you start by saying ‘Studies have shown’.” (NowADad.com)