What My Dog Is Thinking…
- I enjoy smelling ass
- My balls taste better than the food you just served me
- You’ve been sitting at that desk and staring at that box for 8 hours, how stupid are you
- Playing fetch would be a lot more fun that tweeting what I’m thinking
- Stop trying to guess what I’m thinking dumbass
- Why are you serving me these little dry turd looking things when I see that delicious cheeseburger on your desk.
- Her ass smells like she ate some Cheetos
- That bitch next door is in heat, let me tap that, how would you like it if I put a gate up to block you
- Why does your bitch only cook for you and not me, throw a dog a bone
- Stop fucking around and rub my belly
- I keep trying to give this ball to you, why do you keep throwing it, I’m getting tired.
- You just spent 30 minutes try to guess what I’m thinking, what a waste of time.
- Her ass smells like Chilli Cheese Fries
- It must suck to only fuck one species, I fucked everything from a Chihuahua to a Half Wolf Husky