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What My Dog Is Thinking…

What My Dog Is Thinking…

  • I enjoy smelling ass
  • My balls taste better than the food you just served me
  • You’ve been sitting at that desk and staring at that box for 8 hours, how stupid are you
  • Playing fetch would be a lot more fun that tweeting what I’m thinking
  • Stop trying to guess what I’m thinking dumbass
  • Why are you serving me these little dry turd looking things when I see that delicious cheeseburger on your desk.
  • Her ass smells like she ate some Cheetos
  • That bitch next door is in heat, let me tap that, how would you like it if I put a gate up to block you
  • Why does your bitch only cook for you and not me, throw a dog a bone
  • Stop fucking around and rub my belly
  • I keep trying to give this ball to you, why do you keep throwing it, I’m getting tired.
  • You just spent 30 minutes try to guess what I’m thinking, what a waste of time.
  • Her ass smells like Chilli Cheese Fries
  • It must suck to only fuck one species, I fucked everything from a Chihuahua to a Half Wolf Husky
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